me and the food around me. i like to eat, so listen up.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

dear burger king

tonight i had to stop by and say hi, and i'm glad i did because i love you. alotta folks call you murder king. well, if murder is what it takes to keep the flames broiling, then murder away. you slay my taste buds every time. one thing though, on my double whopper with cheese/no onions, the lettuce javier used tonight tasted like shit. please wash it better.
all my love,


pamily said...

they have the best veggie burgers ever!

The Real Dr. Phil said...

Dear Joey,
Has it occurred to you that you get sick BECAUSE you eat such crappy food? Why don't you drag your lazy, gen-x ass or whatever-the-fuck you are to the organic food store, lay down some money on the only thing worth splurging on, your diet, which is your health, get some organic meat, and make BETTER burgers for you and the greatest-living dog who will be so happy with his organic snacky.
And he loves broccoli and carrots. (Wait til you see what he does with his broccoli!)

deadcityrebel said...

i'm determined to prove all you organo-hippies wrong about burger king.
fast food is life.