Saturday, October 24, 2009
i got made fun of by a girl i used to like for my grocery shopping decisions.
it was pretty humiliating. i had some mac and cheese, loaf of bread, bologna, some ground beef, assorted canned soups, and some cheap steaks. for my part, since i don't do much grocery shopping, i was pretty stoked on the deals i had found, and i got all my shit for under $25 bones. i stopped being stoked when this girl i knew, and liked, (and blew my chances with a few years ago) looked down in my basket and started laughing at my stuff. its pretty tough to play that off, and i'm not quick or cool enough to side step that. i did, however, snag a ride home from the grocery store with her and got a few laughs out of her. after i got home i looked at what i had and said to myself "fuck it" and made biscuits, steak and eggs. and washed it down with oj.
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When I go on a "healthy" shopping trip I secretly hope that the person checking me out in line is impressed by my dietary decisions. When all I'm getting is beer and ice cream I check myself out at the auto-check line.
i'll give you 2 guesses who this girl is. we used to hang out with her from time to time.
oh hey, my grandpa gave me a package of bologna that i probably won't eat. it is probably better than grocery store bologna.
are some pig lips and buttholes better than others?
what kind of macaroni and cheese. I have a hunch maybe she was laughing at your choice of brand. I sometimes buy the Kraft Spirals, and even I laugh at myself when I do that.
kroger, baby. $.48
kiss my malnourished ass
Love you though I may, I would have made a bit of fun of you myself. Joey, all meat and processed food? I want you to buy veggies.
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